Urgent Atys news flash:
It might be hard to believe, but The Strahl was spotted in the early AM hours of March 12. Many residents were frightened by the sight of a sharp, stubby ponytail, or would have been if they were not sleeping soundly and had any idea who the hell he was. There was one eye-witness, though he was traumatized and we kept the interview short.
Dallae, a local member of the beloved Aeden Artisans and avid Jewel crafter said he saw the grimy Fyros.
“That’s right, I saw him with my own two eyes. He called me DillyDallae and his very voice scared the local wildlife. I think one of the yubos even cursed at him. He was frightening, but I easily outsmarted him. I told him of the returned PvP elements, and promptly requested his aid to test a new stanza. As the inept Fyros tried to use his odd method of elemental magic, I clobbered him repeatedly with my mace. He fell three times before giving up!”
We had to stop the interview there because Dallae was either too frightened or didn’t care. He did further comment later, that the eccentric desert baby was spouting insane ramblings and claims such as Second Life has not overtaken his first life, and that he misses talking to his Guildies immensely. Along with other barely intelligible speech he actually claimed that he is making an effort to get on more often and even “hop on vent” as it was put by the madman. We are unsure if his absence because of what he calls an “[expletive deleted] boss!” but it may be a possible cause. Further investigation is needed.
We truly don’t know whether these frightening statements are true, but we can only pray to Jena that everything will still be safe in the end. All we can say is, keep your pet yubo safe, and to be wary of anyone with a pike.
This has been an Atysan special report, and may Jena and the power of teal protect us all!
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March 12th, 2009 @ 6:10 am
STRAHL!!!!
You SOOOO missed the massive Kitin events….
I’m gunna bury you in UnderSpring for this, and let the Kitin Patrols teach you a lesson!!
*POUNCES AND HUGGLES*
March 13th, 2009 @ 11:45 am
I don’t buy it. The eyewitness was probably bribed to contact the media with rumors; other than pelting victims with necklaces, Dallae couldn’t hurt a sandbird. Strahl has always been afraid of Kirostas too, so the Kitin Patrols are definitely likely to make him shut himself in his room to read Yubo Fang over and over.